I'm currently writing a longish double-series. One portion of it is Albus Severus/Scorpius and the other half is Harry/Draco. I'd post them here, but they are quite long and I'm working on a one-shot that I absolutely have to finish, so for the interested both are on my Livejournal. They have separate plotlines, but tie together now and then. I'll post them here eventually, but for now they are only on LJ.

My LJ: [link]

Happy holidays everyone!!!

Hey, I never meme'd on DA before. Tagged by ~IraFeye!

(Yes, Ira, you should be reading your mangas. And downloading MORE MORE MORE!)


Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die (I'm immortal):
1.) Be famous.
2.) Publish a real-live book on paper.
3.) Have a threesome with two hot guys, except I'll be the one holding the videocamera, lol! "You two just carry on..."

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Cheryl
2.) Joe
3.) dysonrules

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) dysonrules (ya think?)
2.) joerulestheuniverse (love that one)
3.) joerules

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself (Only three? Darn):
1.) My hair. Long, brown, glinty.
2.) Shoulders. Damn fine shoulders, I have. Envy me.
3.) My eyes. Large, brown, and evil.

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Cloned from my mother. Not sure how she did it, but I likey.
2.) British as Brit can get.
3.) Some Greek way back in the dawn of time.

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Hufflepuffs.
2.) Fire. Keep that shit away from me.
3.) Stupid people. I mean, come on.

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials (Hey, breakfast, lunch, and dinner!):
1.) Coffee.
2.) Chocolate.
3.) Merlot.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) High heeled boots. I had to RUN this morning, it figures.
2.) Striped blue trousers that shrank in the wash! Woo! Now they are only one size too big!
3.) A striped blue sweater because of the goddamn polar bears that inhabit this office. Turn on the HEAT people!

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Three Days Grace
2.) Hinder
3.) Breaking Benjamin - rocker to the core, yes-

Three Of Your Favorite Songs
1.) Fake by Seether, because it makes me think of yaoi, lol!
2.) Through the Glass by Stone Sour
3.) Every damn thing 3DG sings.


Three Things You SEEK In A Relationship:
1.) Humor.
2.) Brain tissue. Figuratively, not literally. Bored with stupidity.
3.) Loyalty. No, it's NOT overrated.

Two Truths And A Lie:
1.) I have no patience.
2.) I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
3.) Milk chocolate is good.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) BLOND. God. So. Fucking. Hot.
2.) Flat abdomen. *whimpers*
3.) Nice arse, oh yes, pinchable...

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) Writing.
2.) Thinking about writing.
3.) Insulting stupid people - too easy.

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Read YAOI.
2.) Finish that damned chapter.
3.) Gorge myself on cheesecake.

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Writer.
2.) Wine-taster.
3.) Commander of the Universe.

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Tahiti.
2.) London.
3.) New York City (again)

Three Kid's Names You Like:
1.) Rhys
2.) Corwin
3.) Morgan
Yeah, they're all from fantasy books...

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) Long hair.
2.) High heels.
3.) Superior intelligence.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) Jeans and t-shirts, baby.
2.) Can't abide incessant chatter. Shut the fuck up, I'm watching Torchwood.
3.) Gwen Stefani, so shaggable.

Three people you'd like to see do this:
*nineInjections
~orangy-pearl
!Byaghro

I'm finally climbing to the top of my To Do pile! I can see daylight!

It's kind of a relief. I finished my wintersmut fic and turned it in (woo!) and my hd_holidays fic is almost done (gotta be done by Nov 10, yikes) and Escorts Part Five is almost DONE!

After that, I'm concentrating totally on Phoenix Aflame, since it has a deadline of Nov 29th. Should be close.

Then I'll probably crank out Part Six of Escorts as a Christmas Present to everyone.

THEN I'll get back to the list of belated birthday fics and sequels.

And those two other HD novels I want to write.

Woo, I've been scribbling on my H/D version of Phoenix Rising like a crazy person, and it's going surprisingly easy, considering most of it is simple modifications. I've had to add scenes here and there, and the true test is yet to come, but so far I'm relatively happy with it.

And Chapter Twelve of Escorts is going up tomorrow! It should be up today, but I got sidetracked reading Lomonaaeren's fics, which are my latest drug of choice. SO good.

For you H/D fans sick of waiting for me, go here and read:

[link]

A Reckless Frame of Mind is BRILLIANCE.

Okay, back to writing.

I feel like this fic was being tortured out of me, but it's finally finished and I'm nearly as happy with it as I should be. I was hoping it would oust my favorite, but Nervous Thrice still holds that special place in my icy little heart.

I know I have to finish Chapter Twelve of Escorts. It's just... so close to the end I don't want it to end. It's next, though. I will not work on anything else until that chapter is done! I shall prevail!

My October fic is done! Woooo! Won't be posted until sometime this winter, since I wrote it for wintersmut on Livejournal.

My November fic is plotted!

Phoenix Rising (which is now Phoenix Aflame) has been rewritten through chapter four and DAMN is that ever so much harder than expected.

Luna's unexpected birthday fic is nearly done because it makes me giggle and I wrote a gozillion pages of it before I could stop myself.

I finally pushed aside my AS/S fic for a while. I won't forget about them, though. Cute little guys. *pets them*

I'm still yaoi obsessed, and FINALLY got The Lily and the Rose by Dany and Dany and it was AWESOME!!! Their stuff tends to be angst central, so I was pleasantly surprised by the fluff. Artwork was stunning. Go to yaoipress.com and buy.